People Who Hide From the Camera

Ok people, for those of you who think you look bad in pictures. You want to know why you look bad? It’s your fucking attitude. When someone goes to take your picture and you turn away, hold your hand up, or make some face because you don’t photograph well, that’s why you look like shit in pictures! You want to look good? Try looking at the photographer and smiling! 30 years from now when your grandchildren are sitting around looking at old pictures, you might appreciate actually having some to show them. But by running and hiding from the camera, the only thing you are doing is being a big mother fucking baby. When I take your picture, it’s your attitude that makes you ugly, not the camera.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Okay, I'm guilty of this... I just hate cameras. You caught me.

Asshole.

;)
Rooster said…
I make a point to get all up in the picture with the weirdest look possible. I do this in hopes that one day my grandchildren will look at the picture and say "Grandpa, you are one crazy son of a bitch." At that point, I can die a happy man.