Comment you Cunts!
Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve spoken to quite a few people who have told me they read this blog. Some people even mentioned they occasionally agree with the rantings of a mad mad monkey. I appreciate the verbal validation, and I’ve always known I was totally spot on with everything I say, blog or not. But what really gets this monkeys shit flying is that no one leaves a mother fucking comment, except for occasionally The Rooster (word up).
So look you ass munching, cock sucking, cunt licking, dirty whores…. Leave a fucking comment. It’s not that hard and it keeps me from crying myself to sleep every night.
If you can’t think of anything to say, here are some pointers:
- “Wow Cranky Monkey, you are soooo right about that”
- “Yes, I hate George Bush and those nutty conservatives too”
- “Thanks to you, I’m going to start recycling and do my best to prevent global warming.”
- “Yes, cops are worthless shit licks!”
- “You’re right, corporate mentality and office politics are what’s wrong with this country.”
- “I love your blog, you’re a creative writing genius.”
- And finally… “Hey! That was me you are talking about, jerk!”
I guess you can disagree with me if you want, but I’m not sure why you would do that.