Comment you Cunts!

Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve spoken to quite a few people who have told me they read this blog. Some people even mentioned they occasionally agree with the rantings of a mad mad monkey. I appreciate the verbal validation, and I’ve always known I was totally spot on with everything I say, blog or not. But what really gets this monkeys shit flying is that no one leaves a mother fucking comment, except for occasionally The Rooster (word up).


So look you ass munching, cock sucking, cunt licking, dirty whores…. Leave a fucking comment. It’s not that hard and it keeps me from crying myself to sleep every night.


If you can’t think of anything to say, here are some pointers:
- “Wow Cranky Monkey, you are soooo right about that”
- “Yes, I hate George Bush and those nutty conservatives too”
- “Thanks to you, I’m going to start recycling and do my best to prevent global warming.”
- “Yes, cops are worthless shit licks!”
- “You’re right, corporate mentality and office politics are what’s wrong with this country.”
- “I love your blog, you’re a creative writing genius.”
- And finally… “Hey! That was me you are talking about, jerk!”


I guess you can disagree with me if you want, but I’m not sure why you would do that.

Comments

Mike said…
I agree you ass munching, cock sucking, cunt licking, dirty whore.
Mike said…
This comment has been removed by the author.
Rooster said…
Wow dude, this is worse than fishing for compliments. We can call it "hunting for comments".
Anonymous said…
I love your Blog, you're a creative writing genius! GAG!!! I left a comment on your Police Academy Dropouts #9. So shut the hell up.
Ingrid said…
Thanks to you, I’m going to start recycling and do my best to prevent global warming.” Theres your comment. Now stop bitching!
Cranky_Monkey said…
Awwwww, you're all so sweet!?!?!
Anonymous said…
Please its just another way of hearing yourself talk and you love it. When have you ever needed peoples validation...or is that your age talking. :)