The Big Ricky Martin News
Wait for it…… wait…. Are you ready for the big news….. Ricky Martin is gay! Yep, I know, you are probably as shocked as I am. Who would have thought that the man who brought us the hetero anthem Livin la Vida Loca was gay? Just look at him, he covered it up so well. I would have never thought it, but it’s true, he announced it on his website. Now what kind of manly man are us straight boys supposed to idolize after? And what about all those gay men who actually bought his CD’s thinking he was straight? I’m sure they are just feeling total betrayal at this news. But hey, good for you Ricky, you finally got your name in the news after years of obscurity.