Santorum is #2 in GOP Race

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In remarkable news of the GOP race to be president, Rick Santorum is now taking his turn in the spotlight. I've personally stayed out of the debate because republican politicians spend to much time catering to extreme right-wing nuts. But now that Santorum has a worked his way to the top 3, we have the potential for all the rest of the states to nominate him in the primaries as well.

Which we should do!

Thanks to equal rights activist Dan Savage, santorum is now a word to describe "The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex" and how awesome would it be to have the by-product of anal sex running as the Republican nominee for president.



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