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Proof That The World Is Nuts!

This was forwarded to me in e-mail, so I couldn't tell you the original source. But it's pretty funny and appropriate for this blog, so enjoy.

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense!)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different in reverse?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to tra…

Washington State Republicans Love Santorum

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With the Republican primaries working their way to Washington, Rick Santorum is surging over Romney. That's right, Republican voters in this state enjoy Santorum more and more.

Read the latest here…


Teen Forces School to Remove Prayer, Religious Nuts Get Mad

"grant us each day the desire to do our best, to grow mentally and morally as well as physically, to be kind and helpful"

In a town in Rhode Island, a girl, and a few others felt this prayer this was excerpted from violated the constitution of the United States by not separating church and state. The court system agreed and asked that it be removed from the school it is painted on the wall in.

Personally, I could go either way on keeping it or removing it, what makes me cranky about this story, though, is that the religious right and conservatives in the town and around the country have started calling a 16 year old girl names, threatening her, refusing her service at stores, and basically doing everything that the religious in this country have become

Read all about it here.. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46160046/ns/us_news-the_new_york_times/

Sound Transit Reduced Route Ridiculousness

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As of yesterday, community/sound transit has revised a large number of routes. And by revised, I mean, canceled a large number of routes. One of the canceled routes is the 414 which I used to take. Instead of taking that, now I have to catch a bus at my park a ride, take it to another park and ride, transfer to a bus that is totally crammed full of people, and add about 20 minutes to my commute.

As usual, when they cancel routes they use the excuse of not enough money. I'm not sure how canceling routes helps though, as they are now not making money from those riders, and forcing people to use cars which increases congestion on the roads.

How about this sound transit! Three easy steps to gaining revenue instead of cutting costs:

Fix the Orca card readers so that they consistently work and charge people.Get rid of the free ride zone in downtown Seattle. If someone wants to take the bus, they can pay for it.Start charging people to ride the South Lake Union Trolley and the Light Rail.…

Tennessee Scenic Vistas Protection Act

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Booty Call 101

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For my valentines day post…

I found out this last weekend from a girls text at arranging a booty call with me, that not everyone knows the booty call rules. So, for those of you who are new to setting up booty calls, here are the basics to a booty call.

Out with friends, family, or just hanging out at home and you decide you would like to get some action? It used to involve a few phone calls, but thanks to text messaging you can pull out the phone and send a text message or two.

The message can be pretty short, such as: "Booty Call?" or, "Got plans for later?" or, "What you up to tonight, feel like some action?"

If the person you are sending it, doesn't already have plans or is interesting in the booty call, they will usually respond with a "yes" or "your place or mine." Although it is usually implied that the person out, or who initiated the booty call will go to the other persons place.

If the person does have plans or just wa…

Washington State Legalizes Gay Marriage

Washington State legalized gay marriage today, and big surprise the world didn't end and the state didn't fall into the ocean. In fact, doesn't really changed much at all except for gay people are now allowed the pleasure and misery of marriage, just like the rest of us.

Read more here…