Booty Call 101

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For my valentines day post…

I found out this last weekend from a girls text at arranging a booty call with me, that not everyone knows the booty call rules. So, for those of you who are new to setting up booty calls, here are the basics to a booty call.

Out with friends, family, or just hanging out at home and you decide you would like to get some action? It used to involve a few phone calls, but thanks to text messaging you can pull out the phone and send a text message or two.

The message can be pretty short, such as: "Booty Call?" or, "Got plans for later?" or, "What you up to tonight, feel like some action?"

If the person you are sending it, doesn't already have plans or is interesting in the booty call, they will usually respond with a "yes" or "your place or mine." Although it is usually implied that the person out, or who initiated the booty call will go to the other persons place.

If the person does have plans or just wants to go to sleep, don't stress about it, just accept it and move on to the next person on the list.

Once the booty call has been arranged a quick text about what time should happen. If it won't be until really late, give the person the opportunity to back out, as they might not want to stay up late waiting. Or give them the option to leave the door unlocked and you can wake them up with your mouth in an appropriate area.

After the booty call has been setup, don't spend the rest of the night texting that person, or changing your mind back and forth about where, when, or if you might show or not. It's a booty call, not a complicated dating ritual by some birds in the Amazon.

  1. Booty Call?
  2. Your place or mine?
  3. What time?

And that's all there is to it.


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