Showing posts from May, 2012

Romney iPhone app misspells America

It doesn't surprise me that they misspelled the name of our country in the Mitt Romney iPhone app. After all, most of the tea-baggers can't spell either as can be seen by the teabonics examples all over the internet.

Biggest Farm Bill Loser

Cartoon from Food and Water Watch

New York Republicans Attempting to Ban Free Speech on the Internet

Maybe when conservatives use the term, "take American back" they are talking about taking it back to where we had no amendments to the U.S. Constitution. In general it seems the only one they care about is the second amendment, while the rest of them they seem to be continually attempting to pass laws against them.

Two Republicans in New York (Republicans Dean Murray and Thomas O’Mara) are trying to pass two separate laws ( S.6779 and A.8688) that will ban people from anonymous online speech. As in, preventing people from posting a anonymous comments, blog posts, articles, etc. in direct violation of the first amendment, the freedom of speech. The U.S. Supreme court has ruled multiple times that anonymous speech is allowed as per the first amendment. For example in 1995 McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Commission, the court wrote: " "Protections for anonymous speech are vital to democratic discourse. Allowing dissenters to shield their identities frees them to express …

The Cost of War

The tea-baggers and conservative nutcases are always complaining about the national debt as if it's Obama's fault. But think about this tea-tards, Obama didn't start the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. A Republican president did. And when it comes to the national deficit, where do you think the majority of governments budget goes? It goes to the military war budget.

So when you are out protesting with your misspelled signs, try to remember who causes the huge debt. The guy youtea-bagging conservatives voted for. Not the guy who is trying to end the wars and the associated cost of those wars.

Aging Men and Babies

There are a lot of things to dislike and very few things to like about getting older. Most people will make statements like, “30 is the new 40” or “40 is the new 50” or “I’ve never felt better”.All statements made to make themselves feel better about getting older, yet knowing there is nothing we can do about it, and knowing that as each birthday goes by, we are that much closer to death.

For men, aging involves hair migrating from places where we want it to places where we don’t.It involves a belly that you don’t want and can’t seem to get rid of and the idea of an afternoon nap while a WWII documentary plays in the television sounds more appealing than hanging out with friends having a beer, or taking the motorcycle for a ride.
But worst of all is the pairing off and marriages of all your friends. Especially when you are not one of the paired off. As we get older, we meet significant others, we get married, and sometimes we get divorced. But it usually doesn’t happen until after o…

Impatience On The Double-Decker

Sometimes appropriate things happen to people that makes me laugh when I watch it, even though what happens to that person might not be a good thing.

For example: I was on the top floor of the double-decker bus this morning about a block away from my stop. Someone had already hit the stop button and we were just waiting for the bus to get to the stop. As what usually happens, people tend to start working their way towards the stairs, down the stairs, and to the exit doors. I'm assuming this is because they are worried if they don’t, they wont get off the bus in time, that the driver might forget they are coming down the stairs and take off. Or maybe they are just impatient.

As usual, I was sitting in my seat watching the impatient people work towards the stairs on the moving bus. The first guy made it down the stairs fine. A second lady was working her way down the stairs while the bus was stopped at a light. The light changed, the bus driver hit the gas, and the lady fell …

Mitt (The Rat) Romney Prep School Bully

John Lauber, a soft-spoken new student one year behind Romney, was perpetually teased for his nonconformity and presumed homosexuality. Now he was walking around the all-boys school with bleached-blond hair that draped over one eye, and Romney wasn’t having it.
Read the full, and true, story of Romney the man some people want to be president picking on the new kid at school.... Washington Post

The War on Women: Repealing the 19th Amendment

Here is a way to help the GOP with the low approval ratings of women voters. Repeal women's right to vote. That way the Republican party doesn't have to worry about the pro-birth control, pro-choice, pro-planned parenthood, pro-mammogram women not voting for them.
Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, a tea party activist that’s appeared several times on Fox News, and founder of an organization where Sean Hannity serves as an advisory board member, said in a sermon recently published to YouTube that America’s greatest mistake was allowing women the right to vote.... “I think that one of the greatest mistakes America made was to allow women the opportunity to vote,” Peterson says. “We should’ve never turned this over to women. And these women are voting in the wrong people. They’re voting in people who are evil who agrees with them who’re gonna take us down this pathway of destruction.”

Read the full story here…

How to Identify Crazy Women

Ever go on a date with a girl and think she is fantastic, then as the relationship goes on, she turns out to be batshit Crazy? Instead of figuring it out later in the relationship, here are some questions and discussion points you can use on that first or second date to help filter out the crazies.

What is her relationship with her parents. Are they too close so that they have control over her life. Or does she hate them and constantly complain about them. Some girls might have issues with their parents and not be crazy, but all girls that are crazy, have issues with their parents.
Any medications:
An obvious sign of crazy is the medications she is taking. Next time you are at her place, take a quick look in the medicine cabinet when you take a piss. Any medications related to mood regulation are a sign to pretend you have to get up early in the morning and leave.
Global Warming:
Yes, political and environmental science are not a sign of craziness. But think of the right-wing,…