Stages of Drunk




At some stage on this list a few friends and I decided it was worthwhile to create the stages of drunk. Rule of thumb, up until drunk/pissed you are good, after drunk/pissed not so good.

  • Sober - Boring
  • Merry - Starting off well
  • Tipsy - the person you are talking with is looking better
  • Buzzed - a great place to be
  • Inebriated - happy for the night
  • Drunk/Pissed - time to stop drinking
  • Sloshed - should have stopped drinking but too late to stop now
  • Plastered - that embarrassing friend of yours
  • Locked - stumbling around causing a scene
  • Hammered - getting kicked out of bar
  • Wasted/trashed - nausea and spinners
  • Fucked - time to vomit and sleep next to the toilet
  • Shit-faced - sleeping next to toilet and not eating solid meals for the next few days
  • Blackout drunk - waking up in an alley the next day wondering where your pants went
  • Dead - describes itself
  • Irish drunk  - something the Irish people I was with said, because they think Irish are better drinkers than others… they aren't.

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