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TSA Agents Confiscate Woody Doll's Toy Gun

Just to prove that the US isn't the only country with moronic TSA agents, TSA agents at Heathrow Airport in England confiscated the toy gun that Woody the character from Toy Story carries.

Yes, not only do they take your shampoo, your sewing needles, they will also take away a quarter inch toy gun out of the hands of babies. Thanks for keeping the world safe TSA.

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Check Out Chasing Ice

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Here is the link to the DVD on Amazon as well.. Chasing Ice

Scrap The Jones Act

In 1920 a congressman from Washington State proposed, passed a law through congress known as the Merchant Marine Act of 1920, aka The Jones Act. What the Jones Act does is requires any goods going from one US port to another port in the US to be shipped on a ship made in the US and captainedby an American.
The idea initially was to promote US jobs in shipbuilding and crews. Of course in the modern era something different is happening. In the modern world not many ships are built in the US anymore. So what happens now is you can ship from one port to another on trains not built in the US, you can ship on planes not built in the US, you can even have a truck going from one port to another driven by someone from another country and built in another country. But you still can't have an item put on a cargo ship in New Orleans and have it dropped off in a port in New York unless that ship was built in the US, flying a US flag, and crewed by Americans.
The US council of economic advis…

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Drinking Game

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With any drinking game you can change the rules as you see fit. You can take a drink or take a shot, or for couples take off an article of clothing.
Every time we see Buffy's bra strapEvery time Giles cleans his glassesEvery time someone kills a vampireEvery time someone mysteriously disappears Every time actual human diesEvery time Angel shows his vampire face

Family Guy Drinking Game

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With any drinking game you can change the rules as you see fit. You can take a drink or take a shot, or for couples take off an article of clothing.

Whenever someone insults MegWhenever they have a flashback or cut sceneWhenever Peter fights the chickenWhenever Stewie tries to kill someoneWhenever the evil monkey appearsWhenever someone breaks out in songWhenever a celebrity appears WheneverQuagmire says "giggidy"

Ode to the Smoke

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Of all the ways to pass the day, how fantastic would it be to break every hour or two, walk down the stairs, and stand out in the warm sun. For a pack a day, a fantastic relief could be had, a calming nerve agent with a habit that sets me apart for the rest.
Unfortunately, I'm not one who partakes of these delectable little sticks.  Not one, who sits by my computer typing away with an ash laden try by it's side, and a cig dangling from the mouth. I don't enjoy a "smoke break" in the way my poker buddies do during those Monday night games. Nor do I get to be the pal whom one can bum a smoke.
Maybe with a little perseverance as a child I could have picked up the addiction. Maybe, I should have spent more time with the smokers, the not so cool kids who now get a reprieve from the military formation line. Maybe then, I could hold my head high as an adult, blow smoke in the face of that passerby with the dirty look, or even maybe, I could be that guy, who with a flick…

Ways Women are More Shallow than Men

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Women like to imply that they are not shallow, they act as if they are the better of the sexes preferring personality over bod. I however disagree and have met a few men who disagree as well. Let's see some examples of why women are more shallow than men.

Is He Funny?
They always say what they really want is a man with a good sense of humor.He just also has to be good looking. Go to a Ralphie May standup routine, and see all the good looking girls there laughing at his jokes, then look and see how many of those girls are there with guys that look like Ralphie. And yes, I know his wife is a hottie. There are exceptions to all rules, and it doesn't hurt that he's famous.
Good Looking? Ever hear the phrase, "tall dark and handsome." That's not something men say. Women will openly reject a man because he is too short. I don't know many men who reject women because they are too short, or too tall.
According to one study of over 12,100 people they found that w…