Arrived into work a little early yesterday, which for me is odd so a co-worker asks, “What the hell are you doing here so early?”
My response, “actually the fucking construction was so close my fence this morning I could reach out and touch the guy who woke me up.... apparently no noise in the morning laws in my neighborhood.

Here is the IM conversation that followed… Names changed

Preacher Bob says:
No way
Cranky Monkey says:
Yep
Preacher Bob says:
Unbelievable
Cranky Monkey says:
And as much as I really did want to reach over and touch the guy... he's just doing his job so I couldn’t blame him.
Preacher Bob says:
I bet if you called the cops or the city they'd stop them from starting so early.
Cranky Monkey says:
It’s ok. I look forward to the foundation and house that will be following, so close to my dining room, that way we can wave at each other, why they shag in the bedroom, and I eat dinner.
Cranky Monkey says:
If they leave the window open I can offer pointers
Cranky Monkey says:
And throw food of course
Cranky Monkey says:
It will be a hoot
Cranky Monkey says:
I sure hope it ends up being one of the 3 story house instead of the 2 story places... help keep the sun from shining on my yard
Cranky Monkey says:
And since I am known for being such a lucky guy, I’m sure it will be