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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Ignorant White Americans Speak

A video from the Glen Beck rally. I think the participants speak for themselves, no commentary from me needed.

I wonder if Beck ever sits back and thinks to himself, “fuck, these are the people who listen to me?!?!?”

Monday, August 30, 2010

Birth Rate Drops

Hey, here’s some good news about the recession. The economy is reducing the birth rate in this country. It’s nice to see that some people are being smart and realizing the high expense of having children. Now if we could only start being smart and start realizing the high strain our overblown population is having on the planet.

Read more on yahoo news

Beck Rally

Do we need more proof of what’s wrong with America? Here’s proof, Glen Beck held a rally in Washington DC and 78,000 to 96,000 people showed up. Of course Beck is saying it was more like 500,000 people, but just the fact that more than one person showed up, shows us that the right-wing, narrow-minded, conservative, douche-bags in this country have way to much sway on people. And that to many people are mindless retards.
- Read more on the upshot

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Drive Tard of the Week

Rule of thumb people, if you can’t drive the speed limit and eat your McDonalds at the same time… don’t.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Another Pastor Molester Charge

Looks like another pastor has been charged with child molestation. No surprise about the news, but WTF people! At what point do we stop sending our children to places like this.

- Click here for full story.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

CM Update

Haven’t been posting much lately, I’ve had a lot going on. It might be a while before you get anything good from me, but I’ll try to occasionally post some interesting cranky monkey style news or whatever to keep this blog going until I can get back on track

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Yard Sale at the Estate

So I’m walking my dog and notice this sign for a yard sale at the Hillcrest Estates building H. I wanted to walk over and check out what they had, as I’m sure it would be some super awesome stuff. The Hillcrest Estates should really be called Hillcrest Ghettoville. They are about as far away from estates as an estate can get, so I’m sure the stuff listed by this well written cardboard sign, is choice. I’m sure the people who rent low-end apartments in South Everett at building H, must have some super fantastic items.

Unfortunately I didn’t really have time to swing by and check it out, I’m sure it is my loss, as I could have picked up something super fabulous.

Monday, August 09, 2010

More BP Pics

It's been a while since I've posted on the BP oil spill, and since they are finally managing to prevent the oil from spilling, I thought I'd just post a few reminder pics.

Friday, August 06, 2010

The Dead Still Get Parking Tickets in Seattle

Leave it to the Seattle police to not care if a person is alive or dead, as long as they can make a few bucks off the deal. This last Tuesday a parking enforcement officer went up to a car that was illegally parked, with the driver “asleep” behind the wheel. The officer knocked on the window and the person didn’t wake up, so instead of trying to figure out if the person was well or not, the officer wrote the person a ticket. The person of course being dead in the car.

Read more on the Seattle PI

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Rush Limbaugh Is a Fucktard

Just look at the guy… what a big fat full of crap douche-bag. Yet somehow people listen to him. Why am in not a republican? Because most of his listeners are, at that says something about the mindless sheep on the conservative side of the spectrum.

He said if Obama won the election he would move out of this country, yet he is still here. Hypocrisy- republican approved

He says he’s for family values but he’s been married 4 times.

He speaks out against gay marriage yet he hired Elton John to sing at his wedding.

Don Imus makes one unintentional racist comment on his show at it gets canceled. Rush has made so many racist comments it’s not possible to count. Yet his is one of the highest rated shows in America. What’s that say about most Americans.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Toilet of the Dead

I don’t know about you, but it sure makes me want to sit down and take a nice big crap.

Monday, August 02, 2010

Top Things that Would Make International Travel Better

As you may have noticed, I haven’t posted in a while, that’s because I’ve been on vacation. And with travels comes a noticing that some things about travel could be done to make it even a better experience. So here’s my list of things that the world should do to make travel better.

Common Language – I know people think that speaking a common language would make them lose their heritage, but it wouldn’t. We can still keep our traditions and languages, just as many Native American tribes have, while still speaking a common language. By having a common language it might even increase cultural understanding as we would be able to communicate better. And of course it would make ordering food easer as well.

Common Currency – the European Union has managed to do it with some success, so why can’t the world do it. each country can still count for its own rate of inflation and what not, so the price of an item will still vary from country to country, but at least we wouldn’t have to deal with exchanges or returning home with a bunch of foreign currency we can’t use.

Ketchup – fine Europe you want to put mayonnaise all over everything, that’s your choice. My choice is ketchup and it would be nice to have it offered as a condiment when I order some freaking fries.

Decent Beer – living in the pacific northwest I get spoiled when it comes to my selection of beer, so it is really frustrating when I travel and have choice of Bud or something that tastes just like Bud.

Replace All Airline Industry Employees – The security checks as the airports are a joke, the flight attendants are ass faces, and really everyone in the industry in any form should just be dropped off on an island everywhere to rot, and replaced completely. We should start over with the whole thing, redo how we do security, service, schedules, and comfort.

Mass Transit – this is really just a pet peeve of mine. I’ve traveled quite a bit and one thing that pisses me off is how most countries have decent mass transit systems except mine. I’ve been to places in Eastern Europe with a super subway system, even though they were a 3rd world country a few years ago. And to places in South America that make it easier to figure out the bus system there, than here in Seattle where I actually speak the language. Not to mention it’s cheaper and faster there to get from one city to the next, with their system than our Greyhound service.

Bullet Trains – this is another one of those things the U.S. doesn’t have and many countries do. It’s more efficient than air travel, environmental friendly, and doesn’t involve airport security.

Well Written Travel Guides – Some travel guides I’ve used are pretty good, and some are not. It’s nice to pick up a guide that has a list of things to see and do, which all seem to have. But what would also be handy is a good map over the crappy one many guides have, and decent sections on traveling around while in a location. It’s nice to tell me something to see, now why don’t you tell me the best way to get there and see it.

Universal Power Outlets – most hotels these days do a decent job of providing adaptors, but what would be even better is an outlet that is the same everywhere. That way electronics makers would not need to make a plug for each country, and I wouldn’t need to travel with adaptors.

Common Units of Measurement – this is another dig on my country. Everywhere I go I get degrees in Celsius that I have to try to convert to Fahrenheit. Add to this trying to figure out distances, because I live in the U.S. and we feel the need to use our own system that no one else uses.