I Don’t Hate America you Cocksucker!

This morning on the way in to work I was listening to the radio, and having a conversation with a friend about liberals who hate American. For the purpose of this article, we’ll call this friend, “The Cock”.

Here is a little news for you - liberals don’t hate American, in fact we love American. It’s here is America where we can call our president a fucktard, and not be thrown in jail for it. It’s here in America where we can spend our nights surfing for internet porn, and masturbating in a sock. The reason why we get so worked up about stuff you conservatives do, is we want to keep America the way we like it. We don’t want our Republican appointed judges to take away these freedoms that come with being an American.

Yes, most every liberal out there doesn’t agree with the war in Iraq. But you want to know something, I’m sure a few of the soldiers over their don’t agree with it either. Does that mean they are going to pull a Watada and not go? Hell no, they are going to buck up and kick some ass. When I was in the military, if at any point they would have told me to go, I would have. Yes, I would have hated it, but that’s part of living in America – having the option of volunteering for the military, not be forced (anymore/yet).

So next time a liberal should happen to disagree with something a narrow minded, do as your told, gay intern ass fucking, money grubbing, republican says - shake their hand and say, “Good for you, because you have an opinion that’s outside of what you are told to have. One of the joys of being an American.” For now, as long as we keep the conservatives in check.