Veep Drinking Game

Good Riddance to Bad People

Some of you might remember the news from a couple of weeks ago, about the tiger that attacked three boys at the San Francisco Zoo killing one of them. Most people were speculating that the boys were taunting the tiger before it attacked.

I've been waiting to comment on this story until the findings came out, and they have. And yes, what we were all thinking happened did happen. MSNBC reports that "Paul Dhaliwal, 19, told the father of Carlos Sousa Jr., 17, who was killed, that the three yelled and waved at the tiger." Apparently the boys had been drinking and standing on a rail next to the tiger pin. As far as I'm concerned, the only bad thing to come out of this was that they had to kill the tiger, and that the tiger didn't have the chance to eat the other two boys before it was shot. This is why I hate zoos. We take these animals out of their natural environment and put them on display for little fuckers like these kids! You know what I would love to see, is now that we know the truth, we take the other two kids and toss them into another tiger pin and let that tiger have its way with these boys.

The worst part is it is not like this if the first time we’ve heard of kids harassing animals at the zoo. What the fuck is wrong with these people’s parents! I would love to have a job where I walk around the zoo with a large club, and every time I see someone pounding on the glass, yelling at animals, or throwing stuff into cages I take my club and smack the kids over the head with. And assuming the parents are actually anywhere near the kids I'd beat the shit out of them with the club.

Stupid piece of shit people who should be throw in a cage with the biggest meanest beast we can find!!!!