Smallville Drinking Game

Mitt Tote

I made myself a vow that I would cut back on talking politics on this blog for a few weeks. Even I'm getting tired of the subject, and I'm totally into following politics. It's like a reality show, but better because it's scripted. Anyway, I just have to post another thing about Mitt the Rat. I was scrolling down and scanning through some of my old posts,( because they are so good even I can't stop reading them) and I noticed one of the Google ads on the side was for Mitt Romney 08 Gear. I just had to check out the site thinking that maybe I would pick up a t-shirt or something and use it as a cum rag for some late night masturbation. At first, I thought the site was some kind of a joke, some liberal hippie college students selling old republican gear to other ultra liberals. But it turns out, this is a Republican loving Democrat hating conservative site. not only can you get Mitt Romney tote bags, you can find buttons for Republican candidates no one has ever heard of. So anyway, since it turns out that the site was pro-republican, I couldn't support the company by buying something from them. But don't worry the search isn't over, I still might be able to find my Mitt Romney cum rag on CraigList or Ebay.



Comments

Anonymous said…
Glad to see he bowed out. I guess it isn't the Year of the Rat afterall!
Rooster said…
Wow, so you are late night masturbating to a picture of Mitt Romney in Superman tights.

I guess you learn something new everyday.
MGD said…
Yeah but that’s only because I want to spooge on his face. What’s your excuse, after all you are the republican of the group.
Anonymous said…
Silence is explainatory. I think you need a few more roosters in the blogosphere toback you up.

Again, that would mean they would have to learn to use a computer. Yikes!
MGD said…
Hey, if a persons name is another word for cock, what can you expect...