Veep Drinking Game

You Don't Believe in Flushing?

I walked into the men's room, and some guy was using the second from the left urinal. Following the men's room etiquette, I go to the far right one, so as to leave a space between us. As I'm starting up, he is finishing up. He zips and goes to begin washing his hands.

CM: (loudly) You don't believe in flushing?
Guy - embarrassed look. Walks back to flush the toilet.
CM: You know someone has to use that after you.
Guy: I was just getting ready to do that.
CM: Yeah, sure you were.
Guy - Quickly leaves.

The moral of the story - When you have an angry monkey in the men's room with you, flush it down.