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Screw You WAMU

Yesterday, the government seized Washington Mutual, and sold it's assets to JPMorgan Chase. That's fine as far as I am concerned with my banking, but in regards to stock, it sucks ass. I would like to thank all of the employees, management, and executives (with huge payouts) at Washington Mutual for driving the bank into the ground. The stock I bought from your company is now worthless!

I should have known not to buy it, after interviewing at that place for a job once. To summarize, I got up and walked out about a third of the way through, knowing it wasn't the kind of place I wanted to work. And now it's the kind of place that has brought down my stock portfolio.


Anonymous said…
Yea man, I thought of you when I heard the news. Oh well, just take whatever you have and invest in AT&T :)
MGD said…
yeah, next on my list of investments.
Rooster said…
You should invest in hookers. It's the oldest profession and it will never die out. Plus, you get to say "Wheremybitchesat?!" whenever you damn well feel like it.