An Egregious Violation of Men's Room Etiquette

Walked into the men's room yesterday and there was a guy standing there like he was waiting for a urinal, except for there were available ones, and only one was being used. I quickly realized what was going on, as the two guys where having a conversation. Yes, one guy was actually staring at the other guys back while he was taking a piss and they were actually having a conversation. As if what they had to say really couldn't wait that long.

There are times in life that I wish we could still give a swirly to someone, as I think the guy who walked in after me would have helped wet these two guys down. He wasn't impressed by the men's room etiquette violation either.