Veep Drinking Game

Junk in One Hand, Dead Wood in the Other

So I walk into the men's room, as I often do throughout the day, and one of the urinals has a guy taking a piss. Yes, this happens in the men's room, that's what it is there for. The interesting thing about this guy was, with his left hand he was doing his thing (pissing), with his right hand he had a printout and was reading it. And that's where the odd part comes in. Personally, no piece of information on paper has ever been so important to me that I couldn't just wait till I was done pissing to read it… But that's just me.