Veep Drinking Game

Anti Gay Logic

I copied this off a friends facebook page because, I needed something to post today, and I don’t feel like actually writing anything.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


rooster said…
Whoa... I am completely disgusted by this post. It is horrible and offensive to me:

I've been hanging out with tall people all my life and I'm still only 5'6 3/4" (you know you're short when you feel the need to include that fraction of an inch).
MGD said…
ha. I must be short to, I do the same thing.
Eccentri City said…
Very logical. I am going to hang out with skinny folks and lose some weight!
Quorri Scharmyn said…
Am I the friend you stole this from? This is my favorite list of reasons why people are retarded EVER.