Veep Drinking Game

Aging Again

One of the things that sucks about getting older, is of course, getting older. I know many people look at birthdays as a triumph of making it one more year, or being that much wiser. But really, what one more year is, it’s just that much closer to death, that much more of a sag in the skin or wrinkle on the face.

The only real advantage for me is that I’m a male, and the older we get the more distinguished. And we don’t have any boobs to start sagging.


Anonymous said…
I love my age. I am a 40 year old women and I look great, sex is better than ever plus I dont have to deal with know it all 20 year olds.
I can't wait till my 50's. After all 40's are the new 30's and 50's are the new 40's. So they say.
Quorri Scharmyn said…
Whatever, your penis will start sagging and your ball sac and then your hair will fall out. Distinguished, I guess, could be one way to describe it :P

But, don't worry, someone will still find you attractive. Someone older, fatter, and with even less hair than you. Hahhaa....or maybe more hair but in the wrong places :P