Smallville Drinking Game

Mitt Gets a Shine

Proving how he is just like one of us, Mitt Romney gets his shoes shined on the tarmac before boarding his jet. I can totally relate, because when I fly on my private jet, I like to have my overpriced leather shoes shined by some dude as well.


Unlike the rest of you, who are waiting in line to get a full body scan so you can cram yourself into seats next to screaming babies and rude airline employees.

Suckers!

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