Conservative States Love Santorum

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Santorum all over the south. That's right people, they love Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum in the south. According to last nights news, Alabama and Mississippi both want Santorum in the White House.

Apparently southern states don't think the White House is conservative enough, and they think if they fill it with Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum the country will run the way they want.

If we get Santorum in this country, we can expect a rollback of civil rights, women's rights, and environmental progress. Conservatives want to "take this country back" to the 19th century, where women had to go to alleys for abortions, where the crime rate was high, and where a 9 year old could actually get a job in a factory. Ahhh, the good old days.

Yep, it sure would be fantastic to have Santorum running this country.