Still Blue in Washington State

It must suck being a Republican living in the state of Washington, like our most obnoxious Republican, former AM talk show host, and Rush Limbaugh wannabe Kirby Wilbur.

Can you guess who is who?

We just elected another Democratic governor. We haven't elected a Republican in 30 years. We just legalized gay marriage, and made marijuana legal. A few years back we legalized death with dignity. And of course we have always been in favor of letting women choose what to do with their bodies.

From the Stranger

As such: we might not be at the top of the education list like other blue states, 1.Massachusetts, 2.Vermont. But at least we are not at the bottom of the list like light red states, Utah, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Arkansas, Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, South Carolina, and the worst on the list West Virginia.

 So to my conservative friends, as you always threaten to move when a liberal wins, please do so, and move to the south. After all, if you want to be like Kirby or Rush, it would be a good idea to move to the fattest states.

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But at least you will be able to hang out with the other ideological conservatives...

... while waiting at the Chick Filet line, since you are also in a state with high unemployment thanks to the low educated workers.

As you are waiting in that line, here in Washington with our high-end tech and engineering jobs, that your average Alabama resident couldn't handle, we will be eating our non-GMO foods and drinking soy lattes, and loving the freedom that comes with being a liberal.