At some stage on
this list a few friends and I decided it was worthwhile to create the stages of
drunk. Rule of thumb, up until drunk/pissed you are good, after drunk/pissed
not so good.
- Sober - Boring
- Merry - Starting off well
- Tipsy - the person you are talking with is looking better
- Buzzed - a great place to be
- Inebriated - happy for the night
- Drunk/Pissed - time to stop drinking
- Sloshed - should have stopped drinking but too late to stop now
- Plastered - that embarrassing friend of yours
- Locked - stumbling around causing a scene
- Hammered - getting kicked out of bar
- Wasted/trashed - nausea and spinners
- Fucked - time to vomit and sleep next to the toilet
- Shit-faced - sleeping next to toilet and not eating solid meals for the next few days
- Blackout drunk - waking up in an alley the next day wondering where your pants went
- Dead - describes itself
- Irish drunk - something the Irish people I was with said, because they think Irish are better drinkers than others… they aren't.
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