This is for the old Top Gear or new Grand Tour for the three hosts of those shows.
- Whenever anyone calls James "Captain Slow"
- Whenever Jeremy is referred to as old
- Whenever Richard is called "Hamster"
- Whenever someone mentions the Bugatti Veyron
- When the Stig crosses the finish line on any drive
- When ones of the guys hits another's car
- When Jeremy says "power"
- When anyone says "cock"
- When Jeremy places a car picture on the cool wall higher than Richard can reach
- When Jeremy ends the show with "and on that bombshell"