Modern Family Drinking Game

Is this really what a modern family is like? Not mine, but maybe it is yours. Either way, this long-running show makes for a fun drinking game.

When anyone on the show uses a mobile phone
When Phil does a magic trick
When Phile makes a reference or does something to show he has a crush on Gloria
When Jay drinks
When Jay talks about how his father raised him
When Cam is in a clown outfit
When Cam mentions the farm
When Haley makes fun of Alex's clothing
When Claire drinks wine
When Alex mentions a doctor, physicists, scientist, author or someone else the others have not
heard of
When Manny wears a hat or costume
When Mitchell or Cam say, "If we are being honest."

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