Showing posts from April, 2006

Bigfoot in my house

Last weekend the roommate and her friend go sasquatching. They have been obsessed with finding him for quite a while now and regularly go on camping trips in search. Sunday night they come home with something, a damn two foot molds. Which of course they set on the coffee table in my living room partially wrapped in newspaper. And what it comes down to, T don't fu***ng care about big foot!!!!! Yet for some reason they have left it there ever since for anyone who comes over to see. And when I finally get sick of looking at the dam thing and throw it in the trash, I’m going to have to listen to them bitch because I’ve destroyed the proof they have been searching for. You want to know something, when they show up with Harry and he camps out in my back yard, then I will care about bigfoot. Until then, leave the dam plaster casts somewhere else.

Then come to find out… they aren’t ones she made, they are copies of ones that someone made a year ago. So really, who knows where they came f…

Freaken Yelping Dogs…

Yesterday I took my dog to the dog park and there was some lady with her dog. The dog is playing with a ball and the lady if throwing it. Every time the dog brings the ball back to her it barks tell she throws it again. I’m also playing fetch with my dog at the same time. Well, her dog decides it doesn’t want to play with her and starts chasing the ball that I’m throwing with my dog. Normally this doesn’t bother me, except for the yelping. My dog isn’t one for playing fetch with other dogs so she decides to sit it out. Of course, when my dog decides to stop, so do it. Her dog on the other hand doesn’t, he just sits in front of me barking…. Not once did that lady tell her dog to be quite, or even call the little beast over to her. I can only imagine the horror her neighbors have to deal with. When my dog starts barking, I actually tell her to be quite and I see no reason why other dog owners can’t do the same… you yelping dog people should be beat with your animals!!!

Money Well Spent

Here is a little something about the genus in the company I work for. My team has this policy that we have to travel to one of our call centers one week a month. No biggie for me since the company pays for it. They pay airfare, hotel, car, and food. This can run over a grand per person each month. The purpose of these trips is, to hang out and meet the people we work with. Is it worth the money spent on the trip? No, not at all. So this company will fly its people all over the country for no real reason but when it comes to equipment, they provide us with practically antique laptops. Our desks and chairs aren’t even close to ergomatic. And when it comes to raises we are some of the lowest paid people in our industry. But, whenever I talk to someone on the phone I can now say, I know what they look like and the best place in Lubbock Texas to get a steak

Dog Park People

I might have already bitched about dog park people on this blog before but just incase I haven’t….

I went to the dog park this morning, and there is this older lady with her fluffy white pure bread whatever the hell it is. She is in the process of going into the park and has her dog on a leash, no problem so far. I start to walk past her with my dog and head down the trail. I of course, have my dog off the leash since it’s an off leash dog park. Anyway this lady looks at me and my dog like my dog will attach her any second. My dog of course isn’t paying any attention to her. Anyway, this lady walks wide with her leashed dog, totally avoiding me. I walk past and take a nice little walk with my dog. When we get back around, the lady is leaving the park with her dog still on the leash.

Now for my bitching... Why take your snobby self and your pure bread dog to a leash-less dog park for a walk, and keep your dog on a leash for less then 10 minutes, while totally avoiding other dogs and p…