Showing posts from December, 2012

Why Can't Women Cook Anymore?

Women's liberation, burning bras, equal pay for equal work, it was all supposed to make us equal. So, why is it that women can't cook anymore?
 Let me give you a couple of examples (not necessarily in order, or about the same person
Example 1: Girl spends the night and decides to be nice by cooking breakfast. At first this sounds great, except she attempts to cook the hash browns in a pot used for boiling. The hash browns end up burning almost ruining the pot, and the house filled with smoke.The hash browns came from a bag.
Example 2: Girl lives next door to her parents. So instead of cooking for herself, she just walk over to her mother whenever she is hungry. Fully admits that she can't cook, and has no desire to learn how to cook. Not an issue until her mother passes away, or she moves to a location not next door.
Example 3: Went out witha girl and mentioned I liked open faced turkey sandwiches. So later on, to be nice she offers to cook me one. I gladly accept, not …

Chevy Volt, 12,000 Miles and 26 Gallons oif Gas

I'm not a fan of GM, or that much of a fan of the Chevy Volt. I do support the cause of electric vehicles over gas. So a story of a Chevy Volt owner driving 12,000 miles of 26 gallons of gas, it worth posting.

 Read the full story here...

NRA Response to Gun Restrictions

Contrary to most of my left-leaning beliefs, I am in favor of an individual's right to own a firearm. And, with the recent shootings, I believe that we should focus on mental health over gun restrictions. Now having said that, their is nothing wrong with restrictions. We have restrictions on speech, and other amendments to the constitution. So why not the second amendment?
The NRA came out today in response to the Connecticut shootings, making statements that we need "armed security" in every school and "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun." And, I'm sure to remind every politician out there, how much control they have over the political process. I've always been neutral on the NRA, but after this, I'm am now anti-NRA. I'm still for gun ownership, but can't support such stupidity in statements. So, instead of funding art and math, already underfunded schools should be paying security guards? According to…

Wild VS Zoo Elephant


Fox News Anchor Caught…

I go to today and the top trending item is, "fox news anchor caught". So, of course I click on it, thinking, fox news anchor caught… in men's room at truck stop with under age hooker, or dead on toilet after brain aneurism, or choked on meatball sub, or admitting that fox news isn't actually news, or in dance club toilet with ounce of coke, or in bed with cross screaming "let Jesus fuck you." The list could go on as we have so many likely possibilities. Unfortunately, the top trending item on yahoo today, has to do with an anchor dancing to a song during a commercial break. BFD!

Thanks Yahoo for tricking me into clicking on the link, and thanks American, for being retarded and caring for this kind of crap.