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My Recent Morning Flight From Atlanta

I recently went on a trip to Atlanta, Georgia. The flight back to Seattle left at 6:00 am, meaning I had to get up at 4:00 am to give me time to get to the airport and check-in. Since I hadn't been there long enough to acclimate to the time zone difference, the 2 hour time difference made it feel like getting up at 2:00 am to me.

my recent flight from atlanta
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Since it was a direct flight from Atlanta to Seattle, I was thinking I could sleep on the plane. Unfortunately, the pilot felt the need to make an announcement that would wake me up.  The thing is, the announcements were pointless. For example, “we are now flying over North Dakota at 4 thousand feet.” Or, “The captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign.” You want to know something captain and stewardess…” We don’t fucking care where we are!!!! All we care about is sleeping until the plane starts to descend. And I know the fasten seat belt is turned on, you know how I know that because I can hear the bell and see the light flash! So, if for some crazy reason, you might be reading this, shut your damn mouths, and let people sleep on the plan, we don’t care what state we are currently over, and care even less about the damn altitude!!!!