Veep Drinking Game

Fast Pooper

I go to the men’s room. A guy walks in at the same time as me and goes to a stall. I grab some TP, blow my nose, and then go to the urinal. No one else in the bathroom. As I’m pissing I can hear the guy breathing heaving, like he’s really working at it, no biggie right... As I’m done and heading to the sink, he’s also done and goes to the sink.

Here’s the point, he didn’t piss or if he did I couldn’t hear it, I’m assuming he was crapping and pushing at it by the sound, which means, that guy takes a seriously fast crap!!!