I decided to go through and clean up some of my old postings, mostly because my archive list is getting a little long. This blog originally started as a joke about them men’s room at my previous office building. Looking through the postings, I’m noticing a lot of similarities between then and now. Here are a few to give you an idea.
seat covers - posted Thursday, September 29, 2005
so here's the thing. I work for a rather large corporation in a professional building with adults. Yet, for some reason, an occasional adult male, still can't handle the task of putting the paper seat cover in the toilet. they might occasionally just leave it on the seat, or let if fall on the floor. or in today's case, wad it up and leave it on the back of the toilet...
The Station - posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Imagine pissing in a train station. Now you know what it’s like to go in the men’s room at my office. Doors opening and closing, people walking in and out, constant chatter. It’s like, “damn it! I just want to chill and take a piss real quick! And sometimes a nice crap.”
Robert's no hander – posted Wednesday, October 19, 2005
taking a leak this morning guy comes in and takes the other urinal whips it out and then folded his arms across his chest Did it "no hands." made all adjustments by moving his pelvis
Rick has an experience – posted Monday, October 10, 2005
go to take a dump, late in after noon so rooms have been used all day. Seat covered with little specs of skin. Goes to clean it but so bad can't touch it. Like a pimply ass that sat down and squished...He decided to hold it till he got home...
No Handed Breather…- posted Sunday, October 09, 2005
Taking a piss In the left urinal Guy comes in and goes to the one right next to me Two hands on hips Breathing so loudly that it sounds like he's taking a crapI was in midstream and almost stopped it was so distracting