Your Republicans

These are the people who speak about family values, the religious-right, and true Americans that the gun-totting right-wingers just love to love. 



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Fox News

Fox Pseudo-News, is the most watched news channel by conservatives. Yet numerous polls and studies have shown those who get their news from Fox know less than those who get news elsewhere.

Bill O'Reilly

Right-wing talk show host who physically assaults his wife in front of their children.

Richard Curtis

A Republican Washington state legislator who voted against every gay rights bill that came through his office and then would meet guys taking them to hotel rooms for sex.

Roy Moore

Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Alabama and the Republican nominee in the 2017 US Senate. Oh, and has a thing for underage girls.

Rush Limbaugh

Didn't believe in global warming, (like most conservatives), says he’s for family values but he’s been married 4 times, was a drug addict. The only good thing about him is that he is now dead. Yep, I said it and I'm not taking it back.

Brett Kavanaugh 

Supreme court judge who perjured himself while testifying before Congress, drinks to the point of blacking out, and might or might not have sexually assaulted multiple women while drunk. Basically, he is the annoying preppy college kid that people hate in National Lampoons movies.

John "The Bully" Boehner 

Made this statement, "the idea that carbon dioxide is a carcinogen that is harmful to our environment is almost comical. Every time we exhale, we exhale carbon dioxide. Every cow in the world, you know, when they do what they do, you’ve got more carbon dioxide"

The KKK 

Think about this, do you suppose members of the KKK vote for a Democrat in elections or a Republican.

Bob Allen

The Florida Republican state congressman was arrested for offering to perform oral sex on an undercover male officer for 20 bucks. Yes, another conservative anti-LGBTQ elected officials at it again. 
 

Dennis Hof 

The man died before the election yet Republicans in Nevada would rather vote for a dead man than a Democrat.

Sarah Palin

I don't think I need to say any more on this one.
 

Matt Gaetz

The Republican congressman from Florida doesn't believe in global warming and wants to get rid of the EPA. The conservative politician has had sex with underage girls that he met on a "sugar daddies" dating site and has been caught paying women for sex (prostitution is legal in Florida). Gaetz has also received multiple ethics violations during his time in office, was arrested for drunk driving, claimed that COVID-19 was created by Chinese scientists as a bio-weapon, opposes LGBTQ rights, and of course is a good friend with the Screaming Carrot Deamon known as Donald Trump.

Richard Nixon

A Republican president who resigned office due to a scandal, yet was somehow still a better person than the next guy on this list.
 

Donald Trump

Trump cheats on his wife and brags about sexually assaulting women, and believes that anyone who disagrees with him should be fired or put in jail. Multiple people in his cabinet and election campaign have been convicted of crimes and he has the distinction of being the only president in history to be impeached twice. His rhetoric contributed to the deaths and crime during the DC riot on January, 6th 2021 after he refused to accept the results of a fair election. And he is such a petty person he didn't attend the inauguration of Joe Biden.